Saturday, 12 January 2008

10 reasons why Fabio Capello is the right man for England

you're from The Fiver aren't you?

1. Sexist: Called Paulo di Canio a dickhead and dropped him from the Milan team

2. Porkist: Called Ronaldo a fat twat and barred him from the Real Madrid team shower

3. Poshist: Called David Beckham a lazy cunt and dropped him from the Real Madrid team

4. Fascist: Called Edgar Davids a Dutch bastard and dropped him from the Juventus team

5. Elitist: Called Real Zaragoza fans ignorant tossers and gave them the finger

6. Matchfixist: Called Serie A a bunch of poofs when they fined him 2 scudettos

7. Egotist: Called Jose Mourinho "about as special as a sicknote from Michael Owen"

8. Linguist: Swears in four languages, none of which are English

9. Pseudo-astigmatist: Wears specs in the hope that Francesco Totti won't hit him

10. Cyclist: Has been known to pump firmness into a bunch of tired old retreads

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