you're from The Fiver aren't you?
1. Sexist: Called Paulo di Canio a dickhead and dropped him from the Milan team
2. Porkist: Called Ronaldo a fat twat and barred him from the Real Madrid team shower
3. Poshist: Called David Beckham a lazy cunt and dropped him from the Real Madrid team
4. Fascist: Called Edgar Davids a Dutch bastard and dropped him from the Juventus team
5. Elitist: Called Real Zaragoza fans ignorant tossers and gave them the finger
6. Matchfixist: Called Serie A a bunch of poofs when they fined him 2 scudettos
7. Egotist: Called Jose Mourinho "about as special as a sicknote from Michael Owen"
8. Linguist: Swears in four languages, none of which are English
9. Pseudo-astigmatist: Wears specs in the hope that Francesco Totti won't hit him
10. Cyclist: Has been known to pump firmness into a bunch of tired old retreads
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